Pretty as a picture! And she could charm the dew of a honeysuckle.

  • As stubborn as a blue nosed mule
  • Meaner than a snake
  • Serious as a heart attack
  • Pretty as the east end of a west bound horse
  • Crooked as a corkscrew
  • About as useful as (back pocket on a shirt/ rubber crutch)
  • Slower than maple syrup on a winter morning
  • Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
  • Silly as socks on a rooster
  • Sure as shootin’
  • Right as rain
  • Fit as a fiddle
  • Off like a herd of turtles
  • Lyin’ like a no legged dog
  • Like trying to herd cats  —->hopeless
  • That dog won’t hunt. —-> that won’t work.
  • Too much sugar for a dime   —-> too much trouble for what it’s worth
  • Six of one, half a dozen of the other —->same thing, different name
  • The pot calling the kettle black
  • Making a mountain out of a mole hill
  • Couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup
  • Thinks the sun came up just to hear him crow
  • Got a big hat but no cattle —->a lot of talk without something to back it up
  • Got no dog in that fight  —->no business in that affair
  • Squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams  —->cheap, thrifty
  • Engine’s running, but nobody’s driving
  • You’ve got a hitch in your giddy up.  —-> You’ve got a limp in your stride.
  • You’ve still got some bullets in that gun. —->You’ve still got a chance.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • You can put boots in an oven, but that won’t make them biscuits.
  • Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool. —-> You’re asking for something I don’t have.
  • You’re barking up the wrong tree.  —->You’re looking in the wrong place.
  • Don’t insult the alligator before you cross the stream.
  • An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
  • Give me some suger!
  • Go take a long walk on a short pier!
  • Two peas in a pod
  • Spittin’ Image  —-> look alike
  • Blue million  —-> a lot