Everyone wants to play Eleanor’s game. This group of students were probably trying to figure out the first lady’s snaps.

Since we know how fun innocently tormenting others can be, let’s play a game that will drive everyone nuts.  The key is that at least one person other than yourself has to know how the game works and one person has to be clueless to it all.  Then hype up how fun it is so that everyone who doesn’t know the trick wants to play. Continue reading →

One of my college English teachers always had us “warm up” with writing drills before class.  She’d write a prompt on the board and we’d spend a few minutes writing it in our journal.  The other day I stumbled across one of those entries entitled “My Top 10 Favorite Things,”  which I kinda got a kick out of. It was a list of my top 10 favorite things in the world, excluding people. Most of them still rang true. Continue reading →

Finally, a girl with a sense of humor! These guys aren’t going anywhere!

Cute Jokes

• A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a rum and…” after a few seconds continues, “coke.” The bartender pours the drink and gives it to the bear.  The bear comes back again and says, “This time I’ll have a gin and…” waits a few seconds before finishing, “tonic.” The bartender again complies.  The bear comes back a third time and orders.  “Can I have a vodka and…” he waited even longer this time, “cranberry?”  The bartender responded, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?” The bear looks down, shrugs his shoulders and says, “What these? I’ve had them all my life.”
• What did the fish say when he hit the wall? “Dam!”
• What did the bra say to the hat? “You go on a head. I’ll give these two a lift.” Continue reading →